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round neck	£13.99
skinny fit	£13.99
ladies vest	£13.99
vee neck	£13.99
polo shirt	£15.49
hoody	£22.25
Kids
round neck	£11.49
hoody	£17.99
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Here are some of the best slogans we've had on Tshirtcandy.

"0 to horny in 2.5 beers"

"24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?"

"665 NEIGHBOUR OF THE BEAST"

"Accept that some days you're the pigeon and some days you're the statue."

"Ah, but you HAVE heard of me"

"Alcohol, the cause of and solutions to all of life's problems"

"All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand"

"also in sober"

"Angel in training"

"APATHY IS CATCHING"

"ask me about my vow of silence..."

"Aspire not to HAVE more but to BE more"

"Available For Hire"

"Be unique and different. SAY YES!"

"Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder."

"Blame it on a simple twist of fate"

"Born to shop, forced to work"

"Caution: Contents doesn't do mornings!"

"Christmas Kiss Examiner... First Examination Free"

"Cleverly Disguised as a Responsible Adult."

"Consciousness: That annoying time between naps."

"Creativity Is Great; Plagiarism Is Faster"

"Ctrl+Alt+Del"

"do I look bothered?"

"Do NOT invade my personal space!"

"Do you always read the small print? "

"Do you have to open graves to find girls to fall in love with?"

"Don't cry because its over, smile because it happened"

"Don't mess with me, I'm a Librarian"

"Don't rush me - I get paid by the hour"

"Don't talk to me, I only open my mouth to change feet."

"Dont look at me... I'm shy!!"

"DRAMA QUEEN"

"DRINK TILL I LOOK BETTER!"

"DRINK..TILL YOU WANT ME!!!"

"Earth is an insane asylum for the universe."

"Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?"

"Everybody loves a girl who can bake... I've got a bun in my oven!"

"Fetch me a jar... Coz i'm Pickled!!!"

"for a minute there you bored me to death"

"For my next trick I need a Condom and a Volunteer"

"geek bird"

"Get me drunk and enjoy the show"

"God Must Love Stupid People As He Created So Many..."

"Guns don't kill people. Americans do."

"Hard Work never killed anyone, but why take the chance"

"HE WHO LAUGHS LAST....THINKS SLOWEST!!"

"I am away from my computer"

"I am not a complete idiot.. some parts are missing"

"I am not rude. You are just insignificant."

"I am Smirky for a reason..."

"I AM THE STIG"

"I Ate ALL The Pies Because... Fat Guys Are Harder To Kidnap"

"I can only pelase one person a day and today isn't your day!"

"I could say that i'm running late, but it's really more like a mosey..."

"I did it because you said I couldn't"

"I FOUND JESUS (he was behind the sofa)"

"I hate t-shirts with ironic slogans"

"I hear voices... and they don't like you"

"I knew i'd married Miss Right but didn't know her name was ALWAYS!"

"I know I'm in love... cos I forgot the biscuits"

"I LOVE ANIMALS (they are delicious)"

"I miss my ex boyfriend but my aim is improving"

"I put the 'sexy' in dyslexia"

"I PUT THE STUD IN STUDY"

"I read about the perils of drinking, so I gave up reading"

"I read your blog all the time."

"I read your email"

"I reject your reality and substitute my own"

"I rock more than a boulder!"

"i see dead pixels"

"I See Dumb People"

"I see your lips moving but all I hear is blah blah blah..."

"I spent most of my money on beer and women. The rest I just wasted."

"I started off with nothing, I still have most of it left!!!"

"I taught your boyfriend that thing you like"

"I used to be schizophrenic, but we're okay now. "

"I used to have a handle on life, but it broke."

"I wear Black on the outside Because Black is how I feel on the inside"

"I would quit this job but I need the sleep"

"I'll never play as well as this again"

"I'm a Pacifist but come Armageddon I'm gonna crack some skulls"

"I'm a screensaver"

"I'm a tweet-update-freak"

"I'm back by popular demand"

"I'm better looking online"

"I'm Drinking To Make You Pretty"

"I'm gonna have sex with you tonight, so you might as well be there."

"I'm here to meet boys"

"I'm not a gynecologist... but I'll take a look."

"I'm not angry... just disappointed"

"I'M NOT AS THINK AS YOU DRUNK I AM..."

"I'm not drinking anymore... Then again I'm not drinking any less!"

"I'm not drunk! I'm naturally loud, clumsy & friendly!"

"I'M NOT LAZY... JUST EFFICIENT WITH MY ENERGY"

"I'm only wearing black until they make something darker"

"I'm smiling inside"

"I'm so Emo even my happy meals are sad."

"I'm what Willis was talking about."

"If a job's too hard it's not worth doing"

"If I can't bring down heaven, I'll raise hell"

"If it wasn't for Carbon-14, I wouldn't be dating"

"If meat is murder... is Quorn wasting police time?"

"If you can read this I've lost my cape"

"If you could read my mind you wouldn't be smiling... "

"If you stare any longer - I may do a Somersault "

"If your going to be two faced... At least make one of them PRETTY"

"Is that a Twitter app. on your phone, or are you just happy to see me?"

"IT DOESN'T SAY WHAT YOU THOUGHT IT WAS GOING TO SAY"

"Its because of you, that people like me are on medication."

"Its immoral, it's illegal, it's unhealthy but I like it!"

"Jack Bauer wouldn't stand for this sh*t!!"

"Jesus Saves, Buddha does incremental backups"

"Jesus Saves...but we all need him to spend spend spend!"

"Just enough to break the ice... My name's Matt"

"Leave the chocolate alone and nobody gets hurt"

"Lets get me out of this hot Tshirt"

"MEDIUM METAL"

"MORTUARY TECHNICIAN - MY DAY STARTS WHEN YOURS ENDS"

"Mummy says I'm special"

"my boyfriend is in a promising local band"

"My course was harder"

"My other shirt is funnier, but its dirty..."

"NEW OPERATING SYSTEM INSTALLED"

"NO I CAN'T FIX YOUR COMPUTER!"

"Normal service resumed"

"Nuttier than a squirrel turd"

"Nymphomaniac treatment centre - STAFF"

"One in the oven"

"Only Robinson Crusoe had everything done by friday"

"Outgoing Introvert"

"plain clothes cop"

"Please ignore my magnificent breasts"

"Please wait. Analogy pending..."

"Pressure? That's for tyres, mate"

"profound and/or witty comment"

"Pull my string to hear me talk..."

"Resistance is futile. (If <1 Ohm)"

"Save Your Breath, You'll Need It To Blow Up Your Date!!"

"Smile if you want to sleep with me"

"SMILE, I'M SNIFFING YOUR WIRELESS NETWORK"

"Some people look to God for Answers. I Google."

"Some people see things as they are and say why... But i dream things that never were and ask why not!"

"take out an SLA with me tonight!"

"TELL YOUR BOOBS TO STOP STARING AT MY EYES!"

"TELL YOUR BOYFRIEND I SAID THANKS"

"Thanks for the offer, but I'll make my own way home."

"That's enough about you... now let's talk about me!"

"The older I get the better I was"

"Theres no place like 127.0.0.1"

"THIS IS WHAT A FEMINIST LOOKS LIKE"

"This is what I call a target rich environment"

"This T-shirt was born on Twitter"

"tig ole bitties"

"Unexpectedly Re-available Due To Timewaster"

"Will Code HTML For Food"

"WITNESS PROTECTION PROGRAM"

"WORKING CLASS HERO"

"YES PLEASE. WHITE, NO SUGAR"

"you don't need eyes to see... you need vision"

"YOU LAUGH BECAUSE I'M DIFFERENT, I LAUGH BECAUSE YOU'RE ALL THE SAME"

"You looked better on MySpace"

"You probably don't recognise me without my cape..."

"You say PSYCHO like its a bad thing"

"You're rather attractive for a beautiful girl with a great body."

"YOUR POINT CALLER?"